FUCK U
My soul

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant


(Source: kathybethterry)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist


jedavu:

A New York Sketch by Christian Borger

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?